What do you call a sheep with no legs?
-A cloud :D
Patient : Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor : When did you first notice this problem?
Patient : What problem? =.=
What is defference between man and Superman?
-Man wears underwear under the trousers but superman wears it over the trousers .
Your mamma so stupid that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.
(im not being mama-cist ! :D)
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
Yo mama so short that you have to look up to look down .
Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
That mama thingo constantly reminds me of what YeeSuan told me ! LOL .
Aye , No one wannna become author of th classss blogggggggggggggg ?!
Cause im running out of stuffs to blog D:
XingXia ;PpP